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Talk to me about HAARP conspiracy theories please

ok I admit it, it was me, I fucked Qanon

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some guy named “gunther” in a berlin bar in 2015: like twitter just sucks, everyone’s constantly tooting their own horn
eugen: tooting their what
gunther: yeah it’s an english expression, it mea—
eugen: someone hand me my notebook right fucking now

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I swear if one more person talks to me about joining their sports bracket group :porky_scared:

I'm not even a sports hater I just have zero interest in some elaborate gambling scheme

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Everyone likes to make fun of medieval cat paintings but have you ever seen a medieval cat irl? No, you haven't. Maybe they looked like that

any one of us might have had sex with Qanon

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personal log stardate 96808.76 Space 9/11 Changed Everything! Show more

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Smh rude of people to post while I'm asleep

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