Me: *shows off that I don't use a case for my phone* I like to live dangerously

People who use their real names online: *exist*

Me: holy shit you win I'm sorry I dared pretend like my life is at all dangerous

· SubwayTooter · 1 · 7 · 10


I'm pretty sure I could be arrested for something if all my weird ramblings were connected to a real life person.

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